The Weirdest Trees

It's that time of year again.  About one in every three cars I saw this afternoon had a Christmas tree strapped to the roof and blow up Santas are starting to take over the roofs of my neighborhood (no one has a yard).

I have yet to put up my own Christmas decorations (Which now include a super adorable Mickey Christmas Village!) but I was talking with my friend Liz and she directed me to the following link:

7' Pre-Lit Upsidedown Gold Glitter Tree - Clear Lights

What on earth is this thing?

Target has a solution for all of your upside down piss yellow Christmas tree needs.  For all those times you were decorating your tree and thinking "If only this tree was more awkward, top heavy and a horrible color, then it would be truly festive." Oh and also it's on sale for the low price of $849.34 what a bargain! So after seeing this I had to explore around the rest of Target.com for more crazy trees.

7.5' Pre-Lit Spruce Tree - Clear Lights

Does the ombre trend really need to extend to trees?

On the side of the upside down yellow tree was this ombre tree.  Well at least I'm giving it the benefit of the doubt by calling it ombre, maybe it's supposed to be a really poorly executed snow effect on a black tree.

4'/5'/6' Pre-Lit Palm Christmas Tree Set - Clear Lights

Tropical festivities

Just in case you want to have a tacky tropical Christmas but don't actually live in Miami.

6' Unlit Canadian Tree - Red/Green/Gold Ornaments

I have inferred from the name of this tree that Canadians are too lazy to decorate their own trees but they have a fear of LEDs so they buy them pre decorated with ornaments, a weird tinsel outline but absolutely no lights.  I would like to point out that this tree is only $45 but also is 6 feet tall.  Canadians know how to drive a bargain.

Red Fantasy Tree

Festive Dr. Suess Time

I guess this could work if you have Whoville themed decorations?  

7.5' Pre-Lit Champagne Upside Down Tree - Clear Lights

Not again

Are upside down trees a thing now?  Because I missed it becoming a thing and I don't approve of it being a thing and I would like to take it up with the authorities.