Actual Conversation That Just Happened In My Household

Chad: You know what?  Little Caesar's is probably my absolute favorite pizza.

Emily: You are disgusting.


Yeah, that happened.  We live in the city of Chicago.  Lou Malnati's straight up delivers to our apartment and reheated cardboard with "cheese" on it is your favorite pizza? Unacceptable.

I have been discovering that Chad loves disgusting food, but not in a "Taco Bell is delicious" kind of way in a "Taco Bell is actually better than real food kind of way".  He actually has said to me on a previous incident that the Carmel Apple Empanada at Taco Bell is his Favorite Dessert of All Time.  Like, he would rather have that than ANY OTHER dessert.  What.  I don't.  I don't even.  This man has been to Italy and eaten gelato in Italy.

All of this is surprising because he likes good food as well, he loves to cook and go out to actual restaurants.  He isn't one of those people who only eats fast food and refuses to eat anything green.  He just would prefer the terrible food over the tasty food I guess.

I just checked to see if he would like to defend himself.  I was trying to see if he meant to say that he just really likes Little Caesar's and not that it is his FAVORITE pizza.  And he thought for a second proceeded to be like "No, Little Caesar's is just so good there is really no way around it."

This is what true love is, people.